1) Nowadays even ashawo get serious boyfriends -----Patience
Jonathan{2011}
2) D water used in making eba cannot be recovered.. ---Barack
Obama (2009)
3) Those who eats Indomie as dinner are easily defeated in their dreams.......Aristotle
(1806).
4) he who fight and run away, na fear dey catch am.....MIKE
TYSON (1998)
5) He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried HAUSA perfume ----Isaac Newton (1904)
6) He who fully unwrap a sharwama before eating it cannot keep a
secret ----- Abraham Lincoln (1864)
7) Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has never been with a
mountain-of-fire member --- William Shakespeare (1788).
8) Anyone who graduated without
experiencing strike probably has never been to Nigeria --- Lord
Lugard (1904)
9) Any man who drinks
alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder....obasanjo(1999)
10) Drinking Garri
doesnt mean you're poor, but allowing the garri to swell-up b4
drinking is Poverty----Queen Elisabeth(1893)
11) Any toilet wey dey clean never jam correct shit. ----- Don Hope
(2014)
12) anybody wey
say notin dey happen for dis country 9ja will be shot 9 times
----2face Idibia (2006)
13) He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachets is
not yet hungry---- (sir Alex Ferguson (2005)
14) Nigeria was
never on the map when God said
#LET_THERE_BE_LIGHT ----- Buhari (1980)
15) Whether Jonah swallowed d fish
or d Fish swallowed Jona, All na d same
----Abacha (1970)
16) Any one who thinks there are no human chimpanzes. Then you have not met me -----OBASANJO (1999)
17) Lwkmd _-----Mark Zuckerbag (2004)
18) Ojukwu dies but his manhood still lives on .......Patience Jonathan (yesterday)
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