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Wednesday 27 September 2017

“MARY SLESSOR WOULD BE DISAPPOINTED” – NIGERIANS REACTS TO THE PSQUARE’S VIRAL “FIGHT” VIDEO.



Trust Nigerians to have no chill at all as many have taken to micro-blogging website, Twitter to share their thoughts about the brothers almost throwing blows at each other in the Psquare‘s viral fight video at their lawyer’s office.
Most of them expressed their disappointment over the ugly incident between the brothers, who have dominated the Nigerian music scene for over a decade.
See some comments below:
psquare's viral fight video

Tuesday 26 September 2017

7 JOBS NIGERIAN PARENTS MAY NEVER EVER UNDERSTAND



When a Nigerian parent spends his money to send his wards to school, he assumes they’re going to become one of the following – a doctor, a lawyer, an engineer.
Now, some professions have been added to the very short list. We now have people appreciating their children in other fields – geology, biotechnology and even entertainment – music, acting and football.
After they heard Wizkid charges a million per show or that Mikel Obi’s salary per month is what they collect in a year? Why wouldn’t they agree? But still, at that, there are a few jobs that not all Nigerian parents have come to admit. A lot of them have to do with the fact that they cannot brag about it to the friends or in most cases, cannot explain fully what you do.
Kunbi is a doctor”, “Timi is a lawyer”
“My son? He works with.. Oya Bankole, tell your auntie what you say you do again”
Here are a few jobs Nigerian parents may not fully understand:

1. Blogger/Vloggers

Try explaining to the average Nigerian parent that you are a blogger and the reaction is one you will never forget.
The ones that understand what it means will ask you how you successfully spent their money abroad and now all you do is carry make-up around their house and teach your “fans” to use it and the ones who do not will spend nights trying to figure how you sharing food preparation methods as a food blogger will bring money to the house.
2. Developers
“So what do you do now Timi” “I write codes and develop programs for companies”
What kind of programs really? What exactly is a program do?
“I knew you shouldn’t have gone to that school. We should have invested the money instead of you to sit down all day and be pressing laptop”
“Are you sure it’s not 419 you’re doing?”

3. Photographers
“So you’ve decided what you want to do is carry a camera and be snapping people ehn?”
How will you make it? Is this what we sent you to school to do? How will you take care of us in our old age?
Nigerian parents will never get this

4. Social Media Managers/PR Executives

“So Nnanna explain exactly to your Uncle what you do for a living because I don’t understand clearly”
“Uncle, I work with social media. Facebook, Twitter and the likes”
Your dad and your uncle probably look at each other, sigh and try to understand how you work with Facebook – the same facebook they use to post about their rendezvous in the old boy’s association groups.
5. Models
Nigerian parents will never understand being a model too. Most especially about the ones from staunch Christian families
“So you want to go and show off your nakedness to the whole world abi?
The ones that understand modelling will try to understand how that will make money over a long period of time.

6. DJ

No words. Nigerian parents will insult you for even thinking about it in the first place

7. Artist/Sculptor

Like make beautiful art pieces and have exhibitions. But the average Nigerian parent will say no to this.
“You better drop this hobby and pursue real life”
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NIYOLA SLAMS A FOLLOWER FOR ASKING FOR THE WHEREABOUTS OF HER BREASTS


Nigerian singer-songwriter, Niyola who shared bikini photos of herself from the beach, was trolled on by a follower.
niyola slams follower
The follower, who asked for the whereabouts of her breasts got a serious clap back from the EME First Lady.
See their comments below:

“PEOPLE THINK I SMOKE BECAUSE I HANG OUT WITH R2BEES” – EFY

Award winning Ghanaian vocalist, Efya has reacted to public perception about her addiction to smoking weed.
efya
However, Efya in an interview with Delay has disclosed that people thought that way because she hanged around R2Bees who made their smoking activities public.
She said:
“I think it is the boys; Paedae, R2bees — they put it out there when they’re smoking and because of my affiliation with them and everything. But I don’t think that should be a point. I don’t think just because I hang around with people that smoke you should think that I smoke too.”
Well, Celebrities around the world are addicted to one thing or the other. If it’s not drugs then chronic womanizing on the part of the guys.
The same story can be told in Ghana. Although, in the outside world, celebrities don’t debunk rumors pertaining to their addictions but the story is different in Ghana even if they’re caught red-handed.

47 Year Old Abuja Civil Servant Reveals How He Went From 30 seconds to Lasting 25minutes in Bed, and Increased His Manh00d


My name is Dave Taidi, and I will be sincere with you some months back, my marriage almost crashed and became a sexless marriage…

all because of my inability to perform during sex like a real man
Let me tell you what really happened:
My wife and I have been happily married for about some years ago, but our sex life was disappointing.
The major reason was due to the problem of releasing too quick during sex.
Sometimes within 30seconds of penetrating my wife’s vagina, I would look down and see that I am already releasing my sperm all over her.
During foreplay with my wife like caressing her, or kissing her… I would notice that suddenly I have poured out my semen.
But you know the worse part?
Several times before sex, I was unable to get an erection that could last even 1 minute. And my manhood would just fall and be unable to rise again.
It was embarrassing and shameful thing to behold because sex with my wife was so boring and always ended within 2minutes or less.
At first, my wife was very supportive so I started trying several drugs from pharmacy, using sprays and depressants… just so I could get an erection or even last say 5minutes during sex, but it all came to nothing.
My condition became much terrible.
At a point, I thought that this condition was spiritual, I contacted my pastor and I started praying and fasting but no changes in my body system… so I gave up on that.
The breakthrough finally came when I ran into one of my ex-girlfriend that we were very close during my university days.
During one of our encounters, she dropped the bombshell. She jokingly asked me…
‘Are you now a strong man on bed or you still release even
before the show starts?”
I was embarrassed from her question.
But from the look on my face, she already knew that I was still suffering from the problem.
I explained my story to her that my condition was still the same thing and how it was almost tearing my marriage apart.
My ex-girlfriend almost moved to tears and told me that my poor sexual performance in bed was the main reason why she broke up with me and told me to move on because she could not stand it anymore.
But surprisingly instead of mocking me like she used to do, she gave me the contact of a men health specialist that helped her fiancée to cure him of the same sex related problem I was experiencing.
My Ex-girlfriends Laughed at Me Because of my tiny manhood and lasting just 40seconds. After Taking This Supplement, I Now Last Over 25minutes And My Wife Begs Me to Release During Sex, Click Here To See The Solution That Worked For Me!
At first, I was skeptical and later on talked with my wife and we decided to try the men health specialist.
The Men health specialist gave me natural supplement (NAFDAC approved) that contains 50 capsules, to be used twice daily as a curative measure for my quick ejaculation and weak erection issues.
Truth be told, on the 5th day of using the herbal supplement, I noticed that my erections became stronger and harder in the morning when I woke up.
Before, I used to wake up and my manhood would just be like that without any erection… like a dead manhood.
But that day, it was different. I had much stronger erection without any stress at all.
I continued using the capsules for 3more days. My wife and I decided to have sex, and I did not release the normal time before of less than 1minute.
Instead, we made love and had sex for good 15minutes before I released my sperm.
But even with that, my sexual stamina all through was so much and my wife was unable to stand up immediately after the sex.
My wife was overjoyed and she confessed that I have never handled her that way in bed ever
since we got married.
She praised me that during the sex, I performed like a strong, young guy in his early twenties.
I was still in much doubt, so I decided to give the same capsules to my very close friend that was complaining about his quick release issue and watery sperm.
After 7days, he too came back again that his condition has improved and he was lasting 20minutes plus in bed with a much stronger erections.

Funke Fowler not in a hurry


FUNKE Fowler’s life experiences have taught her that life is not only far from being a bed of roses, it is not even a bed at all. Now she sees life as a garden with wide-ranging plants—the sweet, the sour and the deadly. The part of the garden where she spends her life is her personal decision. In other words, life has taught the beautiful lady that her fate is in her own hands.

Like a diligent student who takes in the harsh lessons of a strict teacher, she has adjusted her lifestyle in order not to repeat past mistakes. This is naturally bad news for the sons of Adam hoping to find a way into the heart of beautiful Funke. After the heartbreak occasioned by the breakup of her marriage to Abby Kuku, son of Ogbeni Oja Bayo Kuku, Funke has become both wary and leery of romantic overtures. Contrary to popular expectations that she would find another guy to settle down with, the owner of Leila Fowler Boutiques is so far content with devoting her time to work.
Perhaps afraid of being burnt twice by the fire of a failed marriage, Funke has been dragging her feet when it comes to walking down the aisle again. Although there were rumours of romance with one prominent male socialite or the other, nothing concrete has happened yet.

Monday 25 September 2017

Peter Okoye, brother at war again?


AT times, familiarity breeds communion. At other times, it breeds contempt. That, in a nutshell, is the picture of the relationship between the R&B duo called Psquare. Theirs have been periods of progress interrupted by those of strife. The latest gist in town is that the relationship between the enterprising double acts is once again headed for the rocks, following a sequence of exchanges on the social media which seemed to hint that all is not well between them.

It will be recalled that Paul Okoye and Peter, his brother who burst onto the music scene as Psquare with their hit album, Get Squared, in 2005, fell out with each other in 2015, leading them to briefly embark on solo careers as “Rude Boy” and Mr P”. Mediation from their brother, Jude, as well as pressure from fans and good old common sense, however, prevailed and the two reunited.
News that the two are once again at each other’s throat has spread like wildfire through the entertainment scene. Paul, whose wife recently gave birth to a set of twins in the USA, had posted a message directed at an unnamed woman to steer clear of the group, only for Peter to swiftly respond with what some consider an oblique defence of the said woman. It is no news that Peter’s wife, Lola Omotayo, was a factor in their earlier fallout.
Psquare, whose best-selling album, Game Over, has sold eight million copies, have since cancelled their much-anticipated tour of Canada, fuelling speculations of a cold war between the two.

[BREAKING] Idyl wins The Voice Nigeria 2017

 
Winner, The Voice Nigeria Season 2, Idyl. IG photo
Budding musician, Daniel Diongoli, popularly known as Idyl, has won The Voice Nigeria 2017.
The self-acclaimed ghetto youth who says he was “raised in the streets by the streets,” also affirms that grace brought him this far.
The 22-year-old Bayelsa-born singer defeated Ebube with whom he was in the Top 2.
Idyl, who also goes by the #GracePikin, and his mentor, Timi Dakolo, wept on each other’s necks as he was announced the winner.
Other participants who had been dropped as the competition entered critical stages also joined Idyl on the stage to share the historical, joyous moment with him.
The Voice Nigeria is the Nigerian version of the TV series The Voice.
It premiered on Africa Magic television channels Showcase and Urban on DStv in Nigeria on 10 April, 2016 and was sponsored by Airtel and Coca-Cola.
The winner earns a recording contract with Universal Music Group, an SUV car worth N7m and a trip to Abu Dhabi.
In this year’s edition, which is the Season 2 of The Voice Nigeria, four performers made it to the grand finale, but Idly took home the dream prizes.
In its Instagram handle, thevoicenaija announces:
An emotional moment right now… @idyl_music is the WINNER

EFCC accuses ex-FCT minister’s son of N1.1bn fraud

 
File Photo: EFCC Logo
Eniola Akinkuotu, Abuja
The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission has accused Shamsudeen Bala Mohammed, the son of the immediate past Minister of the Federal Capital Territory, Bala Mohammed, of an alleged fraud to the tune of N1,105,719,005.
The EFCC also preferred 15 charges against the minister’s son and four other companies.
Our correspondent, who sighted the charge sheet on Tuesday, observed that the suspect and four other companies – Bird Trust Argo Limited, Intertrans Global Logistics Limited, Diakin Telecommunications Limited and Bal-Vac Mining Nigeria Limited – were accused of money laundering and falsification of assets.
Barring any last-minute changes, the accused will be arraigned before a Federal High Court in Abuja on Wednesday (today).
The EFCC accused the minister’s son of carrying out business transactions worth billions of naira in cash, which is in violation of the Money Laundering Act.
One of the charges reads in part, “That you, Shamsudeen Bala (alias Shamsudeen Mohammed Bala), Bird Trust Agro Allied Ltd and Intertrans Global Logistics Ltd, sometime in 2015, in Abuja, within the jurisdiction of this honourable court, did, without going through a financial institution, make cash payment of N200,000,000 to A&K Constructions Limited, Abuja, and Sunrise Estate Development Limited for Construction of a house on Plot nos 2116 and 2276 at Asokoro Gardens (alias Sunrise Estate), Abuja, which exceeded the statutory limit  and thereby committed an offence contrary to Section 1 of the Money Laundering (Prohibition) Act, 2011 as amended in 2012 and punishable under Section 16 (2)(b) and (4) of the same Act.”
Another charge reads, “That you, Shamsudeen Bala, sometime in 2015, in Abuja, within the jurisdiction of this honourable court, did, without going through a financial institution, make cash payment of the sum of N200,000,000 only to Faruk Saleh at Abuja as payment for the purchase of House 2A, No 7 Gana Street, Maitama, Abuja, which exceeded the statutory limit and thereby committed an offence contrary to Section 1 of the Money Laundering (Prohibition) Act, 2011 (as amended by Act No 1of 2012) and punishable under Section 16(2)(b) and (4) of the same Act.”
The commission also accused Shamsudeen of failing to declare his assets when he completed the EFCC Asset Declaration Form A.
The suspect allegedly concealed four of his accounts domiciled at Standard Chartered Bank.
The accounts were given as 0001857597, 5001214708, 0000895037 and 000895020.
The PUNCH had reported on December 14, 2016, that the EFCC had seized at least 12 properties from Shamsudeen and his father.
The seizures were part of investigations into a controversial land swap deal carried out by the minister to the tune of N1tn between 2010 and 2015.
Prices of lands in Abuja are among the highest in Africa, especially in highbrow areas such as Wuse II, Asokoro and Maitama.
The minister is also expected to be charged before an FCT High Court soon.

Diezani’s lawyer blocked us from interrogating her in UK –EFCC


Former Minister of Petroleum Resources, Mrs. Diezani Alison-Madueke
Ade Adesoomoju, Abuja
The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission says its investigative team has not been allowed to meet with the immediate past Minister of Petroleum Resources, Mrs. Diezani Alison-Madueke, in the United Kingdom, where she has been staying since 2015 when investigation into her tenure began.
The commission stated in a counter-affidavit filed before the Federal High Court, Abuja, that it had been investigating the ex-minister for various allegations of corrupt practices, including abuse of office, money laundering, stealing of public funds and illegal acquisition of properties within and outside Nigeria.
But EFCC stated that its efforts to interrogate her over the allegations had been abortive as her lawyer, John Binns of BCL Solicitors, refused to allow the commission’s team of investigators, led by Mr. Abdulrasheed Bawa, to meet with her in the UK earlier in March this year.
The EFCC’s counter-affidavit was in response to a motion filed by the former minister, seeking an amendment to the heading of the charges filed against a businessman, Mr. Olajide Omokore, and five others by adding her name to the list of defendants so that she could defend herself in respect of allegations against her in one of the nine counts.
A detective with the commission, Mr. Rufai Zaki, who deposed to the EFCC’s counter-affidavit, added that it was not yet possible to bring the former minister back to Nigeria as she was being investigated by the UK’s Metropolitan Police for several other financial crimes, saying the probe had reached an advanced stage.
The EFCC had preferred nine counts of criminal diversion of about $1.6bn, alleged to be part of proceeds of sales of petroleum products belonging to the Federal Government, against Omokore and the other five defendants.
In one of the nine counts, the anti-graft agency alleged that Alison-Madueke and other officials aided and abetted Omokore in committing money laundering offences in relation to the diversion of the crude oil money.
Zaki, the deponent to the EFCC’s counter-affidavit, stated that Alison-Madueke had absconded to the UK after leaving office in 2015 upon realising that the EFCC had commenced investigation into her activities.
He stated in the counter-affidavit, “That sometime in 2015, the commission received an intelligence report bordering on abuse of office, criminal breach of trust, stealing, conversion and receiving stolen properties.
“That the commission further assessed the intelligence report and found that there was merit in same. Investigation was conducted in respect of this case before a charge was preferred against the defendants (Omokore and others).
“That at the tail end of the tenure of the applicant as Minister of Petroleum Resources, the commission received a lot of complaints and intelligence reports against the applicant, alleging that she was involved in various corrupt practices, money laundering, stealing of public funds and illegal acquisition of properties within and outside Nigeria.
“That immediately the applicant (Alison-Madueke) got to know that investigations had commenced in respect of her various nefarious illegal financial activities while she was the Minister of Petroleum Resources, she absconded from Nigeria in order to escape the investigation and prosecution by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission.
“That upon realising that the applicant is in the United Kingdom, we made efforts to schedule a meeting with the applicant in order to interview her in respect of her involvement in the activities leading to this charge and many other alleged financial crimes linked to her but up till now, she had always avoided having any meeting with members of our team.
“That the applicant’s lawyer in the United Kingdom, one John Binns of BCL Solicitors, informed the members of the team of investigators headed by Abdulrasheed Bawa, when they visited the United Kingdom in March, 2017, that the team would not be permitted to meet the applicant for any interview in view of the fact that she is not within the territory of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.
“That while in the United Kingdom, the applicant had been invited by the Metropolitan Police, who are investigating her for several other financial crimes. She has been released on bail in the United Kingdom but could not leave the United Kingdom as their investigations have reached advanced stages.”
Alison-Madueke had, in her motion, filed on August 18, sought an order mandating her to appear in court on the next adjourned date on October 5, 2017, to plead to the charge and in particular Count 8 of the charge number FHC/ABJ/CR/121/2016.
She also sought another order mandating the Attorney General of the Federation, being the agent of the complainant, to facilitate her prompt appearance in court on October 5, 2017, to take her plea and to defend herself over the allegation made against her in Court 8 of the charge number FHC/ABJ/CR/121/2016.
But the trial judge, Justice Nnamdi Dimgba, on September 20, dismissed the motion after hearing the former minister’s lawyer, Dr. Onyechi Ikpeazu (SAN), and EFCC’s counsel, Mr. M. S. Abubakar.
The judge, in his ruling, struck out the count in which Alison-Madueke’s name was mentioned but held that he could not grant any of the three prayers sought by the minister.
The judge ruled that he could not grant the prayers because amending the charges to include her name as a defendant would imply starting the trial afresh, a development which would amount to waste of time and resources already expended on the case.
The six, named as defendants in the case in which Alison-Madueke had sought to be joined as a defendant, include Omokore; his two companies, Atlantic Energy Brass Development Limited and Atlantic Energy Drilling Concepts Limited.

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